it hurts more in the daytime
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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