the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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