10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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