Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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