therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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