They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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