you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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