I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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