I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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