Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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