How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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