This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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