summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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