therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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