so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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