this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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