Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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