Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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