Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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