If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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