Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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