wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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