Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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