I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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