saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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