The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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