Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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