Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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