Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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