Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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