Fine. I'll sleep in my office
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
