But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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