You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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