she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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