He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Every concussion has its silver lining
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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