Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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