lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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