We're like a lot better than the average bears
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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