I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
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