Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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