i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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