I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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