these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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