Your tits are I can't wait for
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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