you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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