i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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