Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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