It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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