so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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