I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Randomize
